The Camorra

Fascinating piece over at Vanity Fair about the Camorra – the Neapolitan Mob – which controls large sections of the city and is generally tolerated by the government. Like any business, the Camorra has shown a highly sophisticated operating structure:

[Di Lauro's] greatest defense was the business structure he built, arranged as a pyramid of independent entrepreneurs, acting as franchisees under his guidance, and respected by him as largely autonomous associates. There were about 20 at that level, each with the exclusive rights to a major drug piazza. They bought a minimum of narcotics from Di Lauro each week, and paid a significant rent, but beyond that they were free to earn as much from their piazzas as they could. This included going to outside vendors for additional supplies if they could find them at a better price than Di Lauro offered. He would even finance them, and at low interest rates, if they required it. In return, Di Lauro expected a certain code of behavior: within the clan, people would be treated fairly, down to the lowest level of associates; they would not quarrel stupidly with one another; they would recognize Di Lauro as an arbiter in cases where the quarrel was real; in other ways, also, they would recognize Di Lauro’s authority at all times; they would not take independent action against any other group in the city; and, finally, they would never—never!—speak Di Lauro’s name.

Even the judges and police recognize how useful the Camorra is for preserving stability and social norms in Naples:

An anti-Mafia judge told me that some of the police—even those who have not been corrupted—would rather not see the government prevail, because they fear the even greater disorder that would result. Another judge pointed out to me that the government needs the Camorra for social control. He said, “For a political leader, it’s easier to speak to a Camorra boss than to 100,000 people to get a message across.” More than that, he said: the Camorra sets standards, enforces laws, keeps police power itself in check, fends off aggressive tax collectors, employs a huge percentage of the population, creates and distributes wealth more efficiently than any other sector of society, and stands in to keep things going, especially in times like these, when the national economy has failed and the currency itself is at risk.

In some ways, Italy still retains vestiges of its Renaissance past… powerful clans and city states battling for resources and autonomy from erstwhile conquerers / political consolidators. This is a long article, but well worth the read.

9 Point Plan for becoming an Indie Rocker

  1. Get a dingy LA apartment using your trust fund. Just to keep up appearances, get a job waiting tables in the kind of place a record producer would never visit.
  2. Embrace poverty and chastity. Spin as either a rejection of capitalist norms or some sort of religious thing.
  3. Assemble a band whose quirky cuteness masks their lack of talent. No prior musical training required… the important thing is that they feel it soooo deeply.
  4. If you have an interesting name – like Terrance or Juliet – use the [your name] and the ____s formula. If not, drop your name and just be the _____s. Example: “The Tricks”, “The Treats”, “The Oblongs” etc. If you want to be really innovative, drop the plural ending: “The Oblong.”
  5. Do no drugs at all… or way too many. If the latter, choose odd or unfashionable ones. Either way, you’ll seem unique and unsullied by modern temptation.
  6. Build all your songs around 2 or 3 easy-to-play chords in 4/4 time. Forget about complex harmonies, key changes or syncopation. Those are the tools the record/radio complex uses to seduce you… and the band can’t play them anyway.
  7. Don’t worry about tone, pitch or annunciation when singing. Just decide whether to be REALLY LOUD or really soft all the time. It’s OK to whisper your lyrics… the fans will hear you in their hearts.
  8. Remember your audience: sing about the trials and heartaches of overprivileged, hyperemotional white kids. Unrequited love, defeat on the lacrosse pitch, Ivy League rejection etc. Conceal in elaborate, anachronistic metaphor just to keep’em guessing. When those resources are exhausted, consider picking an obscure literary figure and sing from his/her perspective (Raskolnikov, Captain Cuttle, Lady Macbeth etc.)
  9. Pick a vague political cause to get behind. Nothing too heavy or controversial, just something to get your name out there (endangered rattlesnakes, the plight of Turkmeni peasants, etc.). Mention at every gig and pass around a collections jar. If your trust fund is big enough, go ahead and donate your ticket revenues to the cause.

Welcome and Call to Action

Merry Banker is hereby christened. The purpose of this site is to share timely and relevant commentary on business & current events. I’ll try to stay on target with the finance angle – but you may find me veering off topic here and there as it suits me. I’ll also post finance case studies and how-to’s for investment decision making.

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